Voice Mail Text Messages and Tiger Oh My!

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger

Here is the voice mail message

And a couple of texts, I have to be honest I’ve sent much better sex text but unfortunately to much less attractive women.

“I will wear you out…when was the last time you got fucked?”

“Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”

And from the Daily Beast appearently Tiger Woods is reworking his prenuptial agreement with Elin Nordegren. It seems like $5 Million dollars to leave and $55 Million to stay 2 more years which could turn into over $80 million dollars if she stays for another 7 years. I don’t know about you but Mrs Woods must have something fantastic going on that we can only fantasize furiously and repeatedly about if Tiger is willing to pay $80 million for 7 more years.

The Daily Beast has learned exclusively that the beleaguered golfer is negotiating an immediate $5 million payout to his wife—and revising her prenup to give her as much as $55 million more to stay with him two more years.
Traditionally it’s a divorce that makes a financial dent for a wealthy athlete like Tiger Woods. But it appears that in Tiger’s case, it’s going to cost him to stay with his wife, Elin Nordegren, the mother of their two children.

In a statement Wednesday, Tiger said, “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart.” Words are evidently not enough to mollify Elin: The Daily Beast has learned the details of what it’s costing Tiger to keep his marriage intact. A lawyer familiar with the hastily conducted negotiations of the past 72 hours said that as of Wednesday evening Elin has been offered a $5 million payment immediately if she agrees to stay—and her prenuptial agreement is being revised to give her up to an additional $55 million.